Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

SPOOFSLOGOThe following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Everyone in Middle East Given Own Country in 317,000,000-State Solution

Voters Clamoring to Know if Female Political Candidate Is a Mother First

Fleeing Iraqis Relieved That Cheney Has No Regrets About War

Brazilian Government Posts Listings for 12 Soccer Stadiums on Craigslist

LeBron Congratulates People of Cleveland on Having Him Back

New Study Finds Most of Earth’s Oxygen Used for Complaining