Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

SPOOFSLOGOThe following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

VA to Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room

Obama Defends Controversial Policy of Not Invading Countries for No Reason

Congress Splits Into Male and Female Senators to Discuss Newest Reproductive Bill

New STEM Education Initiative Inspires Girls to Earn Less Than Men in Scientific Career

Local Woman a Leading Authority on What Shouldn’t Be in Poor People’s Grocery Carts

High School Student, Teacher Applying for Same Summer Waitressing Job