Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective

Republicans Offer Syria Strategy: ‘We Must Defund Obamacare’

Obama Assures Americans This Will Not Be Another 1456 Ottoman Siege of Belgrade

Poll: Majority of Americans Approve of Sending Congress to Syria

Assad Unable to Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons on Syrians

Report: Millions of Courageous Americans Overcoming Media Pressure to Be Thin

G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass