Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Congress Fiercely Divided Over Completely Blank Bill That Says And Does Nothing

Weiner Continues Sexting During Apology

Opponents of ‘Stand Your Ground’ Propose New Law, ‘Don’t Shoot Me for Absolutely No Reason’

Nate Silver Warns Against Overestimating His Value to ESPN