Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Courageous Senators Stand Up to American People

North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

Palestinians, Israelis Come Together to Mock Obama’s Hopelessly Naive Speech

Republicans Call for Tougher Sanctions on Beyonce

Justin Bieber Fan Jealous of Anne Frank