So they said

 “The governor saying we should be like Texas is like the governor saying to me, ‘You know, Tom, you could jam just like Kobe Bryant.’ I could buy 50,000 pairs of gym shoes and I could never touch the bottom of the net.” – Sen. Tom Holland (in photo), D-Baldwin City, during the Senate tax debate
“I’ll be dead. I’ll tell you that.” – Rep. Arlen Siegfreid, R-Olathe, forecasting when a House proposal would result in the elimination of the state income tax
“This kind of gives me the willies.” – Rep. Mark Hutton, R-Wichita, questioning the $55 million estimated cost of a proposed new Kansas Bureau of Investigation crime lab at Washburn University
“I’m going to tell the story that the president came to see if we really needed a tower.” – Don Rogers, president of Wells Aircraft, about the sighting of a Boeing 747 with the presidential logo (known as Air Force One when the president is aboard) doing practice approaches at Hutchinson Municipal Airport, which would lose its air tower funding under the sequester

So they said