The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Unsuccessful Pope Candidate Blames Media
Ryan Budget Plan Gets Endorsement From Ayn Rand
Poll: Majority of Americans Opposed to Being Killed by Drone
Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability to Invade Countries for No Reason
House Science Committee Questions Existence of Meteors
Chinese Hackers Drop U.S. Government From List of High-Value Targets
NRA Defends Right to Own Politicians
Gun Sales Soar on Photo of Armed Obama
Republicans Praise Obama for Offering Bold Vision to Thwart
List of Politically Achievable Reforms Down to Just Three Minor Changes to Traffic Code
