The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Republicans Apologize to Top 1.5 Percent
Washington Celebrates Solving Totally Unnecessary Crisis They Created
Senate Outraged at Having to Work Weekend to Save Nation
Al-Qaida Disbands; Says Job of Destroying U.S. Economy Now in Congress’ Hands
GOP Freshmen Saddened by Failure to Shut Down Government on First Day
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
Russell Crowe Praised for Stunning Portrayal of Man Who Cannot Sing or Act in ‘Les Miserables’
