Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Republicans Apologize to Top 1.5 Percent

Washington Celebrates Solving Totally Unnecessary Crisis They Created

Senate Outraged at Having to Work Weekend to Save Nation

Al-Qaida Disbands; Says Job of Destroying U.S. Economy Now in Congress’ Hands

GOP Freshmen Saddened by Failure to Shut Down Government on First Day

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

Russell Crowe Praised for Stunning Portrayal of Man Who Cannot Sing or Act in ‘Les Miserables’