Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Billionaires Warn Higher Taxes Could Prevent Them From Buying Politicians
Boehner: Obama Needs to Stop Acting Like He Won Election
Time Names Mitt Romney Man of the Year 1912
U.S. Signs Declaration of Dependence on China
Obama Paranoid Government Coming for His Guns
Mumford and Sons Can’t Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins for Christmas
Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating ‘Garfield’ Creator Jim Davis
‘The Hobbit’ Features 53-Minute-Long Scene of Bilbo Baggins Trying to Figure Out What to Pack