Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Obama: ‘I Will Allow 10 States to Secede, But No More’
Republicans Blast Susan Rice for Misleading Public: ‘That’s Our Job’
Disturbance of Arafat’s Grave Casts Horrible Curse on Middle East
Congressmen Torn Between Meaningless Pledge to Anti-Tax Zealot, Well-Being of Nation
Obama: Second Term Will Be Like ‘Breaking Bad’ Times ‘Homeland’ Plus ‘The Sopranos’
New Season of ‘Downton Abbey’ Jumps Forward to Year 2121