The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Nation Spends $2.5 Billion on Nothing
Nation’s Women Wake Up Relieved to Find Selves Still in 2012
Boehner’s 48 Hours of Pretending to Work With Obama Set New Record
Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted at Top of Electoral College Clock Tower
Republicans Consider Welcoming People Who Believe in Math and Science
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