The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Nation’s Lower Class Still Waiting for First Mention by Either Presidential Candidate
Romney Says He Favors Abortion in Cases Where It Makes People Vote for Him
Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack
Hot New App From the GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression
Ben Roethlisberger Admits Wearing Steelers Throwback Jersey Lowest Point in His Life
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