The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Town Hall Attendees Still Standing Patiently Waiting for Their Questions to Be Answered
Romney Sets New Personal Best for Faking Empathy
Bruce Springsteen Accidentally Plays ‘Big Government’s Stealin’ Our Livelihood’ at Obama Rally
Ryan Handed Romney’s Latest Political Positions Before Walking on Stage
Pennsylvania Republican Doubts Vote He Just Suppressed Would Even Have Made a Difference
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama
