The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Clinton Regrets Reading Short Version of Speech
Biden Says Life Better Than It Was 4 Years Ago But Nothing Can Touch Summer of ’87
Rising Star John Kerry’s Stirring Speech Paves Way for 2016 Presidential Run
Guantanamo Prisoners Released Into Cheering DNC Crowd
Poll: Romney Trails Empty Chair
Ryan Calls Nomination Greatest Triumph Since Winning Tour de France
DNC Lacking Same Delusional Magic It Had in 2008
Paul Ryan Cuts $120 Million in Wasteful Spending From Romney Campaign
Unemployed Man Who Had to Move Back in With His Parents Still for Obama
