The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Republicans Move Convention to 17th Century
Nation’s Underfunded Public Education System To Experiment With Shortened 6-Day School Year
Republicans Condemn Akin’s Comments As Blemish On Party’s Otherwise Spotless Women’s Rights Record
‘Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate
Americans Pool Together $945.23 To Counteract Corporate Money’s Influence In Politics
Nation’s Economists Quietly Evacuating Their Families
Obama Criticized For Living In Lavish Mansion While Most Americans Struggle To Make Ends Meet
