The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Mars Rover Should Not Get So Much Attention, Say Higgs-Boson Scientists
Wendy’s Wants Consumers to Know It’s Fine With Gays, Disapproves of Interracial Marriage
Herman Cain Lifts Suspension of Presidential Campaign
Study: Pretending Everything’s OK Works
Area Family Awakes to Find Michelle Obama Tending Backyard Garden
Mitt Romney Soars in Polls After Leaving Country
NBC on Olympics Coverage: ‘Sorry We Didn’t Alter the Laws of Space and Time to Accommodate People’s Schedules’
LeBron James Admits Current USA Basketball Team Couldn’t Beat 2012 Miami Heat
