Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Romney Claims Dog Ate Tax Returns and Ran Bain Capital for Three Years
Obama Pledges to Repeal Health Care Law if Re-elected
Bachmann Claims White House Has Links to Extremist Group Called Democrats
Chinese Workers Hail Romney’s Record as Job Creator
Man Has Reached a Point Where He Is Now Dumber Than His Telephone
Economically Healthy Daily Planet Now Most Unrealistic Part of Superman Universe