“I would love you guys to outlaw Justin Bieber or something like that.” – Gov. Sam Brownback (in photo), in Manhattan last week, suggesting a piece of mock legislation for Kansas Boys State
“Who wants to be sitting at the table when all heck hits the fan?” – Rep. Tim Huelskamp, R-Fowler, telling Politico that long-term budget projections may be deterring House members from challenging current House GOP leaders
“The people have spoken, and they’re both named Koch.” – humorist Andy Borowitz, tweeting after the Wisconsin recall
“Unions blaming the Koch brothers for (Tuesday’s) election is like Emperor Hirohito blaming Bob Hope for Hiroshima.” – blogger David Burge, on Twitter
“BREAKING: Scott Walker Wins Koch Industries ‘Employee of the Month’ Award for Record 17th Time” – the Daily Edge, on Twitter
“Someone stop the Koch brothers! They’re about to … sob … give $100 million to … the OPERA! #OccupyLaBoheme” – John Podhoretz, editor of Commentary magazine, in a tweet (referring to David Koch’s $100 million gift to renovate what was then the home of the New York City Opera)
