The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Hoping for Knockout Punch, CIA Sends JPMorgan Execs to Infiltrate al-Qaida
Blind Chinese Dissident Already Sick of Kardashians
U.S. Sends Emergency Shipment of Negative Campaign Ads to Egypt
North Carolina Weighs Ban on Electricity, Soap
Fox News Reports: France Joins America in Electing Socialist President
Fracking Industry Now Largest Employer of Recent PR Graduates
Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due to Facebook
