The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Obama Begins State of the Union by Asking Congress to Imagine Newt Gingrich Standing Before Them
Exit Polls Reveal Majority of South Carolina Voters Had Emotional Breakdown in Voting Booth
Romney Cements Status as Candidate Who Can Somehow Lose to Newt Gingrich
Stung by Defeat, Romney Considers Adultery
In Confident Sign, Gingrich Changes Facebook Status to ‘In an Open Relationship’
Obama Openly Asks Nation Why on Earth He Would Want to Serve for Another Term
Internet Blackout Forces Millions to Interact With Each Other
Romney Vows to Undo Everything Obama Has Done: ‘I Will Make Bin Laden Alive Again’
Scandalous Photos Reveal Grover Norquist Carried on Secret Affair With Taxes for Years
Critics Slam Obama for ‘Just Standing There’ During Photo Op
