The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Gadhafi Killed; Mauled by Tiger in Ohio
Wrong People Arrested on Wall Street; Goldman Boss: ‘Thought They Were Finally Coming for Us’
Cheney Says He Supports Leaving Iraq ‘as Long as We Go Through Iran’
NBA Players, Owners Agree That Both Sides Are Selfish
Federal Government to Reduce Madoff’s Sentence if He Can Infiltrate U.S. Economy in 48 Hours and Turn it Around
Mitt Romney’s Goal to Connect With One Voter by the Time This Is All Over
