The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Nation Waiting For Wall Street Protesters To Clearly Articulate Demands Before Ignoring Them
Potential Race Between Black Guy and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots
Palin Decides Not to Run: ‘I Want to Go Straight to the Quitting Part’
President’s Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face
Fans Of Victorious Nobel Laureates Riot In Stockholm
Saudi Women Receive Husbands’ Explicit Permission To Celebrate Right To Vote
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