The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
WOMEN WHO RECEIVED PICTURES OF REP. WEINER MARCH ON WASHINGTON; Traffic Snarled for Miles
PALIN: ‘WE MUST NEVER FORGET THE WISDOM OF JEFFERSON, AND HIS WIFE ‘WEEZY’; Former Gov. Gives History Lesson
PAUL RYAN VOWS TO CONTINUE KEVORKIAN’S WORK; Medicare to be Replaced With ‘Kevouchers’
REPUBLICANS PROPOSE REPLACING SOCIAL SECURITY WITH GROUPONS; Plan Would Offer Deep Discounts for Cat Food, Surgery
IN DESPERATION MOVE, GOP SEEKS NEW CANDIDATES ON CRAIGSLIST; Sign of Dissatisfaction With Current Field
