The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Republicans Cut Shirts From Budget
Obama Delivers Whispered, Untelevised Speech on Gun Control
Senator Honored for Work With Overprivileged Americans
Republicans Vote to Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed for Earth
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