Bumper stickers that never will be

bumperstickersAs the nation was voting Tuesday, Twitter users were conjuring up “Bumper Stickers No One Has.” Among the suggestions: “My child was left behind.” “Save the bedbugs.” “Obstructionists for progress.” “Dukakis 2012.” “I voted for health care reform!” “Honk if you love jihad.” “Please tread on me.” “Team JarJar.”