“He’s really well cared for. I figure that skunk’s getting about $10 million a year.” — Sedgwick County Commissioner Gwen Welshimer, on the (apparently nonexistent) protected spotted skunk whose habitat has stalled development of the Kansas Coliseum site
“It takes more money to send a boy to jail than to send a boy to Yale.” — Dennis Hawver, Libertarian Party candidate for Kansas attorney general, on KMUW, 89.1-FM
“To my astonishment, people that followed me had other answers.” — Democratic 1st Congressional District candidate Alan Jilka, about a primary forum at which he refused to dignify a question about Obama’s citizenship with an answer
