“Cuban leader Fidel Castro made a rare appearance on Cuban television the other night. It’s a Cuban show called ‘Cuba’s Got Talent, but America’s Got Food, Water, Shelter, Medicine, Cars.’” — Jay Leno
“This just in. President Obama is looking into trading Mel Gibson to Russia.” — David Letterman
“A CBS News poll found that 57 percent of Americans support Arizona’s new immigration law. Although if you change it from ‘Americans’ to ‘people living in America,’ the number drops to 2 percent.” — Jimmy Fallon
