The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
MILLIONS WATCH RICH GUY GET NEW JOB; LeBron James’ Giant Payday Draws Huge Audience
BP DEVELOPS TECHNOLOGY TO CONVERT LIES INTO ENERGY; ‘Totally Renewable Resource,’ Says CEO
OBAMA TO MAKE REASSURING EYE CONTACT WITH EVERY LAST AMERICAN
CANDIDATE MAY HAVE LIED ABOUT HEROIC DEATH IN VIETNAM
BY 5-4 VOTE, SUPREME COURT DECIDES GORES MUST STAY MARRIED
AMERICAN PEOPLE RULED UNFIT TO GOVERN
WIKIPEDIA CELEBRATES 750 YEARS OF AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE
