The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
CHRIS MATTHEWS SEES ‘AVATAR’ AND FORGETS CHARACTERS ARE BLUE; Host Attempts to Explain Latest Remarks
HOLLYWOOD EAGER TO FINALLY RUIN ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’; Producers Scramble to Wreck Masterpiece
OBAMA OPPOSES PANTS ON THE GROUND
BIN LADEN CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR BALLOON BOY HOAX; CIA Analyzing Latest Terror Tape
SMOKE MONSTER FROM ‘LOST’ GIVEN OWN PRIMETIME SPIN-OFF SERIES
SAINTS, COLTS HOPING TO RESOLVE SUPER BOWL THROUGH DIPLOMACY
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