Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo20The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
OBAMA NAMES THURSDAY ‘DRINK A BEER WITH SOMEONE WHO ARRESTED YOU DAY’; President Touts Healing Power of Beer
AMERICA LESS SAFE WITH PALIN NO LONGER KEEPING EYE ON RUSSIA; Former Gov. Urges Wasillans to Fill Security Void
GOLDMAN SACHS IN TALKS TO ACQUIRE TREASURY DEPARTMENT; Sister Entities to Share Employees, Money
OBAMA AXES PENTAGON PLAN TO BUILD BILLION-DOLLAR TANK IN SHAPE OF DRAGON

5 Comments

  1. Regular
    Posted August 7, 2009 at 7:43 am | Permalink

    O’BAMA puts out memo of groups who he thinks are acting stupidly.

  2. Phantom
    Posted August 7, 2009 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    I’d post all of the absurd claims being made by the repubs, but it’d be too time consuming.

  3. bowhowdy2
    Posted August 7, 2009 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    WIFE TURNS IN HUSBAND UNDER CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM

  4. bth
    Posted August 7, 2009 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    boyhowdy – good one!

    How about “MAN TRADES IN 50-YEAR-OLD WIFE FOR TWO 25′S”

  5. Rage
    Posted August 7, 2009 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    BANKING INDUSTRY SELLS U.S TO CHINA.
    “We really got a good price”