I bet no one’s ever made a real authentic Mormon Porn film.

Y’know…

The guys in black pants and short-sleeved shirts on bicycles show up on the porch and don’t have a pizza? And the frustrated hot cougar decides to embrace Brigham Young? (Especially the “young” part.)

I suspect Mormon porn is a whole new opportunity in the genre.

Like, there could be this traveling salesman who has car trouble and knocks on a door outside Colorado City, Arizona, and the farmer says, “Yeah, you can have a place for the night but you’ll have to sleep with all six of my wives.”

(Or, y’know, a historically accurate history of the LDS. )

How ’bout Donny & Marie singing love songs to each other?

I see a market opportunity here.

Who needs porn when you can sleep with a different ‘wife’ every night of the week?

Still, it’s pretty funny . . .

Their kids have as much sex as ours but they don’t get pregnant.

Why is that? The water?

The logical answer–birth control and knowing how to use it.

to a tard.

the way you see it tard?

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Biased1–

I know that in the past I have been among the worst offenders at gratutituous insults, but I’m actually attempting to change that.

It would help if you could lay off the “libtard,” “‘tard,” and “Crapon.”

Thanking you in advance.

THAT is an honest statement… Congratulations!

This entire scenario sounds like some prep school fraternity boy got into trouble so his mommy and daddy are paying to get him out of it.

Please, Republicans, just grow up!!!!!

As soon as you get them to vote, they’ll ALL be blue.
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“Abstinence only . . . it works right up until it doesn’t . .

Well thank God no girl with a free rubber ever got pregnant……

Funny thing Crapon, the way you libtards think.

If one “abstinance only” girl gets pregnant its a “failure” to a tard.

If one “free rubber” girl doesn’t get pregnant your program is a “great success!”

That pretty much the way you see it tard?

How do you spin the fact that you people log on to porn more often?
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We CONs can actually afford a computer?

nuff said.

As Gomer Pyle would say, “Surprise, surprise, surprise!”

Nathan, I know you must have impure thoughts- do you pray over it? Do you have to cry every time you jack it?

I once dated a man who did his Rosary after anything he considered impure. That relationship lasted all of…um…a week. CREEPY.

Why you listing all those blue states?

How do you spin the fact that you people log on to porn more often?

You know the number one porn consuming state? Frickin’ UTAH!

Mormons . . .

Well, I guess you gotta do something while you’re not drinking coffee.

Highest to lowest

Nevada
Arizona
Mississippi
New Mexico
Texas

Florida
California
Georgia
North Carolina
Arkansas

“Abstinence only . . . it works right up until it doesn’t . . . “

You want to quibble on birthrate vs. pregnancy rates.

Fine. Let’s go back to the original article and see what it says:

Among states with available data, Arkansas had the highest pregnancy rate among non-
Hispanic white teenagers (77 per 1,000). Pregnancy rates among this group were also
high in other Southern states: Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky and South
Carolina (71–73 per 1,000).

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Oooh, ouch. Highest teenage pregnancy rates in the Bible Belt. That’s gotta hurt . . .

Sometimes Regular – when I am returning the stones cast by the righties like Ensign. Like that SC governor who lectured about how bad Clinton was while he was carrying on all his affairs.
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So by your measure of logic, you fooled around on your wife since you did some stone throwing.

I understand.

Ya think?

“…the republican party, whatever is left of it, needs to drop the religious righteousness from the wagon.”

Y’think?

Hey, geenyous,

The article cited evidence of just the opposite.
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the article cited teenage BIRTH rate.

idiot

Not PREGNANCY rate.

I’ll type R E A L S L O W.

Red states MORE pregnancies.

Red states MORE abortions.

Thats why blue states have a higher BIRTH rate

got it moron?

I think even cosmo got that one!

Hey, geenyous,

The article cited evidence of just the opposite.

Don’t let that interfere with your prejudices or anything . . .