Late-night laughs

“General Motors just announced they’ve created — I’m not kidding — a new line of Cadillac cologne. The Cadillac cologne slogan is, ‘Smell like you owe the federal government $10 billion.’” — Conan O’Brien

“Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced that the U.S. will send an additional 22,000 troops to Iraq to speed up the withdrawal effort. It’s all part of the administration’s new exit strategy, ‘Reverse Psychology.’” — Jimmy Fallon

3 Comments

  1. Monkeyhawk
    Posted July 26, 2009 at 6:35 am | Permalink

    In other news, as of today Sarah Palin is no longer Governor of Alaska –

    http://tinyurl.com/5ahz89

  2. StevenEDavis
    Posted July 27, 2009 at 3:50 am | Permalink

    Palin leaveing? Very sad…

  3. Monkeyhawk
    Posted July 27, 2009 at 5:47 am | Permalink

    Ah! Sarah we hardly knew ya.
    An’ we’ll ne’er again see the likes o’ ye.

    Unless…