Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo19The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE REPORTS MENTAL HEALTH EPIDEMIC AMONG REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS; Erratic Behaviors Cited
SANFORD: ‘I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY STATE’; Latest Statement Stirs Controversy
OBAMA TO HOLD JOB PERFORMANCE REVIEW WITH EVERY AMERICAN WORKER
COMEDIANS MOURN PALIN’S RESIGNATION; Candlelight Vigils Held

9 Comments

  1. Pedant
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO QUIT
    Palin’s bold words in Alaska to inspire GOP

  2. XXX
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 7:01 am | Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS:
    MICHAEL JACKSON STILL DEAD!

  3. writerdog
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    PRESIDENT OBAMA ADMITS HE DOES NOT KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT ECONOMICS AS HE THOUGHT.

    Consults Sen, John McCain for advise on economics who advised buy a gun and lock the doors.

  4. Mr_Kia
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 8:26 am | Permalink

    STIMULUS WORKING

  5. Phantom
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 10:23 am | Permalink

    Obama a cadidate for sainthood. Vatican investigating the miracle of stopping bush’s catastrophic failure of economy.

  6. Phantom
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    Today it’s reported that Gov. Sanford will resign as Gov. of S.C., accepting an Obama Ambasadrship to Argentina!

  7. writerdog
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    LOL, heeee good one there Phantom

  8. BlueJay
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 7:25 pm | Permalink

    After bumbling, wandering, inarticulate public meltdown and resignation, Palin actually MORE popular with Republicans.

    Oh wait that one’s true.

  9. fleettwood
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    bluejay quits mooching and gets a job.