Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo19The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE REPORTS MENTAL HEALTH EPIDEMIC AMONG REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS; Erratic Behaviors Cited
SANFORD: ‘I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY STATE’; Latest Statement Stirs Controversy
OBAMA TO HOLD JOB PERFORMANCE REVIEW WITH EVERY AMERICAN WORKER
COMEDIANS MOURN PALIN’S RESIGNATION; Candlelight Vigils Held