Late-night laughs

South Carolina Gov. Mark “Sanford admitted to having an affair in Argentina. I’m like, great, now we’re outsourcing mistresses.” — Craig Ferguson

“President Obama will throw out the first pitch at the All-Star game in St. Louis. That’s pretty cool. Yeah. But Joe Biden will be on hand to commit the first error.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Here’s a big story, ladies and gentlemen. Yesterday, there was an earthquake in Alaska. I’m kind of afraid to say anything.” — David Letterman

One Comment

  1. Monkeyhawk
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    I meant to post to this thread –

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    Monkeyhawk
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    (updated from last night)–

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    Monkeyhawk
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    Why has no one noticed today’s Thursday’s headlines –

    Supreme Court Rules Strip Search of Child Illegal

    Pop Legend Michael Jackson Dead at 50

    Tomorrow’sToday’s front page could be a collectors’ item.