Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo18The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
AHMADINEJAD WINS STANLEY CUP
AYATOLLAH WARNS IRANIANS: ‘I AM FOLLOWING YOU ALL ON TWITTER’
ENSIGN: HOURS SPENT ON TANNING BED ‘FRIED MY JUDGMENT’
GINGRICH ACCUSES SOTOMAYOR OF FAKING BROKEN ANKLE; Bid to Get ‘Sympathy Votes,’ Says Newt
OBAMA REVISES CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF ‘CHANGE’ TO ‘RELATIVELY MINOR READJUSTMENTS IN CERTAIN FAVORABLE POLICY AREAS’
NATION READY TO BE LIED TO ABOUT ECONOMY AGAIN

3 Comments

  1. Phantom
    Posted June 22, 2009 at 8:37 am | Permalink

    Republicans Come Out Against Stealing Elections! Irony anyone?

  2. writerdog
    Posted June 22, 2009 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    KARL ROWE FOUND TO BE SPECIAL ADVISER TO IRANIAN PRESIDENT AHMADINJAD
    RE-ELECTION BID.
    An announcement is expected any day that Ahmadinjad will add Richard Pearle, Paul Wolfowitz, Doug Fife and David Horowitz to his cabinet.

  3. DFB
    Posted June 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    Writer – who’s Karl Rowe? Is he the love child of Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe & Karl Rove?