Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo17The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
OBAMA PRESENTS SAUDI KING WITH 2009 CHEVY MALIBU; Hopes to Make Room for 2010s
U.S. TO RESPOND TO NORTH KOREA WITH ‘STRONGEST POSSIBLE ADJECTIVES’; Obama: We Are Prepared to Consult Thesaurus
GITMO DETAINEES TRANSFERRED TO ‘BIG BROTHER’ HOUSE; Jihadists Score Slot on Network’s Fall Sked
GINGRICH: PELOSI NOT GOOD ENOUGH LIAR TO BE SPEAKER; Offers Congresswoman Lying Lessons
DEPARTMENT OF LABOR SPENDS $40 BILLION TO CREATE ONE AMAZING NEW JOB

8 Comments

  1. Phantom
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    Breaking News.Obama oversteps! Orders Civilian to have head shaved! Cantor leads charge against Obama Imperialism!

  2. Phantom
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    Newt Gingrich outgunned by Sarah Palin!

  3. JimJohnson
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Funny how the WE keeps posting this topic, but you only need to read the actual news to see such utterly phony headlines.

    This one for example, is true!

    U.S. TO RESPOND TO NORTH KOREA WITH ‘STRONGEST POSSIBLE ADJECTIVES’

  4. Phantom
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Bush slams Obama, How does he have time for these clips about Conan O’brien, and Steve Colbert, doesn’t he have a clue about the messes I left him with?

  5. Phantom
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    Republicans demand that N.Y. Natl. Guard be put on high alert until Scary Terrorist is returned to GITMO!

  6. Phantom
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:22 am | Permalink

    Sarah Palin does interview on FOX, says she stands ready to do some Maverickin’ and a-fixin on the economy in ‘012.

  7. Phantom
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    In the future “Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines” will be renamed “Phantoms Thread”.

  8. jeneelaboy
    Posted June 9, 2009 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    max grobnik admits he is now posting as jimjohnson: believers in truth faint in disbelief