Palin and Prejean join forces

prejean2Sarah Palin, who just signed a book deal, has jumped into the Carrie Prejean debate, decrying the “liberal onslaught of malicious attacks.”
Borowitz Report responded with a news spoof headlined: “Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations; Beauty Queens Prefigure End of Days.” The spoof also reported that “in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, ‘The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts.’”
Meanwhile, Fox commentator Greg Gutfeld joked that Prejean’s seminude photos “offer undeniable proof that God is a dude and He totally exists. Seriously, I am so going to church on Sunday.”

33 Comments

  1. StevenEDavis
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    In these side by side photos, it is difficult to tell which one is the porn star – I mean politician.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0509/22511.html

  2. GMC70
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    Ya know, unless I get to see the pictures – I just don’t care. Why are we wasting bandwidth on this?

  3. shavedclean
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    This is just too delicious to let go by…..So, who wears the “I’m with stupid” tee-shirt?

  4. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    PP for 2012!

  5. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    Can’t imagine Sarah trying to share a stage with prejean, fading beauty alongside beauty.

  6. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    Sarah sure doesn’t hold a candle in the photo posted by S.D.

  7. Jed
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    Phant,
    Neither one of them hold a candle to a photo I saw of Sophia Loren cooking dinner (for real, not a photo op) for famine victims in Ethiopia a few years back. Now that’s REAL beauty!

  8. writerdog
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Prejean was put in the place of both defending herself and her beliefs simply because of her honest answer to a question. A question that was not of her choice, it was not like while walking across the stage she suddenly stopped grabbed a mike and demanded the music to stop. Then announced that she was not in favor of gay marriage! That aside, Palin does not have that same defense.

    A burning question through, “Drill baby drill”, the Liberal media is all against me!, I believe in God,”.
    Just what else has Palin ever said that warrants supporting her?

  9. Heckler
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    A woman who does not toe the Dem party line is a non-person. Destroy.

    Hatred born of fear.

  10. GMC70
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    “What I find so remarkable is that these politically-motivated attacks fail to show that what Carrie and I believe is also what President Obama and Secretary Clinton believe — marriage is between a man and a woman.”
    - Sarah Palin

    But you miss the point. When Obama believes it, it’s not bigotry!

    You didn’t really believe in equal standards, did you? You should know better by now.

    Why do the Democrats fear Palin so? Could it be the same reason they despise Justice Thomas so – that he’s a member of a bought-and-paid-for Democratic demographic who refuses to toe the party line?

    Hmmmm. Ya think?

    And so the program is on: demonize and destroy. When the media is so easily compliant, it’s a simple thing.

  11. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    marriage is between a man and a woman.”
    - Sarah Palin
    or is Sarah’s case between a woman and two men!

  12. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    A burning question through, “Drill baby drill”, the Liberal media is all against me!, I believe in God,”.
    That sentence will define her book, unless she writes a tell all.

  13. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    GMC mistakes contempt for fear.

  14. SolDevVB
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    or is Sarah’s Bill’s case between a woman and two [wo]men!

  15. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Any other Governors so bored they are commenting on the Trump beauty pageant winner?
    No? Thought not.

  16. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    I still think Trump staged the whole thing for publicity, and because of waning interest in Miss America pageants.

  17. Monkeyhawk
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    “Phantom” asks –

    “Any other Governors so bored they are commenting on the Trump beauty pageant winner?”

    I’m sure it’s a key issue facing the people of Alaska. What could possibly be more important?

  18. Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    When’s Obama going to weigh in? And, Mccain’s being awfully quiet, will bush come out of seclusion and let his opinion be known? America’s waiting, where are the true leaders?

  19. GMC70
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Actually, Phantom, GMC’s got you pegged exactly.

    Let’s examine your assertion, however. Contempt is pretty strong; there are very few persons I hold in “contempt,” and never for simple political disagreement. Persons I deeply disagree with, in fact, are close friends; their disagreement with me, even on basic substantive issues, is hardly grounds for “contempt.”

    Morever, just what is “contemptable” about either? They’re attractive; is that it? Envy, perhaps, but not contempt. They state opinions you disagree with. OK, but that’s pretty da** shallow. Moreover, in fact, they are opinions that large percentages, or even substantial majorities, of the public hold (remember, gay marriage has failed every public vote its been put to). They are, in the case at issue, opinions the President – your president – holds.

    And for that, you claim you have “contempt?”

    Riiiiiiight.

    I know fear when I smell it.

  20. outlander
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    outlander
    Posted April 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    As for Prejean’s career, it appears to be taking off despite losing the crown, a fact which has not escaped her.

    “I wouldn’t be here right now if I were Miss USA,” she said on the “Today Show.” “I know I have a purpose and I don’t take back what I said. I was true to myself. I know now I can go out and speak to young people about standing up about what you believe in and never compromising yourself for anyone or anything, even if it’s the crown for Miss USA.”

    ————

    Can a Fox News anchorette position be far away?

    **************

    Well, I hate to say I told you so, but…

    Miss California on Cable News: Fox & Friends Gives Carrie Prejean Her Chance
    May 14, 2009 03:24 PM ET | Paul Bedard | Permanent Link

    Miss California and Miss USA runner-up, Carrie Prejean, tossed around in the battle over gay marriage, will be a one-day guest host for Fox News Channel’s popular morning show Fox & Friends, Whispers learns. She will host the 6 a.m.-to-7 a.m. slot on May 27, filling in for Gretchen Carlson—the 1989 Miss America—who will be off that day.

  21. Jed
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    Phant,
    McCane knows if he so much as smirks at the pageant, Cindy will cut him off- maybe with Lorene Bobbit’s carving knive!

  22. brian_nuevo
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    “Phantom
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm | Permalink
    I still think Trump staged the whole thing for publicity, and because of waning interest in Miss America pageants.”

    truthfully, how many people would even have known or cared that the pageant occured if the Prejean thing hadn’t have happened? Trump is a smar business man

  23. preordained1
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    I am waiting for the porno queen who is running for the Senate. Now that is show to watch.

  24. brian_nuevo
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    “preordained1
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink
    I am waiting for the porno queen who is running for the Senate. Now that is show to watch….”

    I didn’t know Tiarht’s Paris Hilton-esq home video was out. Did you download it or was it at the adult video store already?

  25. Posted May 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    Give a whole new meaning to the GOP chant “drill baby drill”

  26. Barnie
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I think the media should have just left the whole thing along. Opinions are as always like @s$holes, everybody has one, and everybody is entitled to their belief and opinions. I’m referring to Carrie P, anyway it just goes to show, that beauty pageants are based on just that, physical beauty, not on intelligence and intellect. If Carrie P. had some brains to go along with that body and face, then I would be doubly turned on. But shallow, and materialistic women don’t do much for me at all, no matter how hot they are.

  27. Barnie
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    along = alone,

  28. Barnie
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    I’m not saying she’s dumb. I’m just saying, she probably dosen’t use her brain in the best way. Which she can’t help the way her parents raised her. Plus she’s so young, when are they going to have some beauty pageants for older women, that have actually made something of themselves. I’ll take a 35-40 year old smart independent hottie, any day, over some Freshmen bimbo.

  29. BlueJay
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    Prejean has NO core.

    She is allowing other people to build one for her.

    This will doom her to dwell among the aging and dying people who believe as she is being built into. She may as well already be old.

  30. HappyHeathen
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 2:24 am | Permalink

    I think the bigger question is if Sara is going to carry Alaska next year. The folks up there are getting pretty tired of being between her and her national ambitions. The attorney general she nominated got turned down by the Republican dominated state legislature. That is a first in Alaskan history. She’s not that popular up there these days.

  31. Jed
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 3:40 am | Permalink

    Pre,
    “I am waiting for the porno queen who is running for the Senate.”

    I hadn’t heard of her. Let’s hear what she has to offer. We’ve tried preachers and sons of preachers; she’d be hard-pressed to do worse! If nothing else, she could get all those crusty old goats pointed in the same direction and herded towards the solutions we need.

  32. Jed
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 3:43 am | Permalink

    Blue,
    “Prejean has NO core.”

    They take that out so she’ll meet the weight requirements and look better in a bathing suit.

  33. johntheman7
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    Dear Fellow American

    Governor Sarah Palin must beat Barack Obama in 2012 because of her superior conservative right wing philosophy in that she is pro God and Christianity, pro life, pro marriage; pro guns-second amendment, pro low taxes, pro low government spending; pro small government, pro unintrusive government, pro traditional and Judeo Christian values; pro Bible reading and prayer in our public schools, pro Christians schools and private education , pro private and free enterprise; pro military spending, anti arms agreements with Russia, pro creation; pro nuclear, pro conservative supreme court judges, pro American sovereignty; pro capitalism, anti communist, anti socialist; anti immigration, and pro constitution. Barack Obama are of the inferior liberal and left wing ideology in that he is against every thing that Governor Sarah Palin is for and he is for every thing that Governor Sarah Palin is against. Above all from January 20, 2013 to January 20, 2021 Sarah Palin will be the greatest President that the United States of America will have ever had.

    Lets go Sarah Palin for President 2012

    Thank You,

    Johntheman7