“North Korea tested another nuclear bomb. The fear is that North Korea will sell this nuclear weapon to some unstable, volatile world leader, you know, like Dick Cheney.” — Jay Leno
“President Obama had less than a one-hour warning of North Korea’s nuclear tests. Yeah. Well, that’s not bad when you realize he has absolutely no warning when Joe Biden’s going to go off.” — Leno
“President Barack Obama’s in Las Vegas. So, if things go well at the table, General Motors just might make it.” — Jimmy Fallon
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Wonder if they’ll still be joking about certifiables getting their own nuclear footballs to carry around when they’re in THIS hemisphere…nah, let’s just keep ignoring the announcement from Chavez that VZ needs to go nuclear “for the people”. I’m trying to remember who Chavez’s friends are…I know, I know, friends don’t matter, just ask all the Obama fans…seems like Chavez is tight with the Castros, Ortega, Putin & Ahmadinejad who’ve all shown how those scary, scary letters from the UN snap them in line like the only the best Michael Moore/Al Gore documentary ever can!
Putin … wasn’t he Bush’s soulmate?
bth……..when the nuclear things start happening, with a little luck you will say something more intelligent…………….nah