“Joe Biden started talking and accidentally revealed Dick Cheney’s secret hiding place. See there’s more proof you don’t need waterboarding to get secret information. Just give Joe Biden a couple of drinks.” — Jay Leno
“Well, this is surprising. A new survey shows that the happiest Americans are elderly, male and Republican. In other words, Republican.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Matt Damon has a new Jason Bourne film coming out. I guess he’s a CIA agent who tells Nancy Pelosi about waterboarding. Yeah, but see, in this one, she’s the one that gets amnesia. That’s the twist.” — Leno
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Jay Leno’s take on joe biden is right on target.
After all biden is a DEMO*RAT
I was watching CNN early this morning (just after 5 am). For an opinion on the issue being presented they showed a clip from Leno’s monologue.
I immediately changed channels.
HOT TOPICS BY THE EDITORS TODAY!
(Nuthin on Obama’s Big Guantanamo Speech)
-Late-night laughs
-Don’t let delay be death of land deal
-Church protected abusers
-Athletic corporations need more transparency
JimJohnson
Posted May 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm | Permalink
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What do you expect from Sheep?
We’ll get the Obama Gitmo Speech topic tomorrow.
They don’t want to put it up today, simply because I asked them to.
“JimJohnson
Posted May 21, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Permalink
We’ll get the Obama Gitmo Speech topic tomorrow.
They don’t want to put it up today, simply because I asked them to.”
Wow quite the ego you got there.