Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo14The following satirical headlines come from the Web sites theOnion.com and borowitzreport.com:
OBAMA QUITS WHILE AHEAD; Prez Resigns After Hundred Days: ‘All Downhill From Here’
OBAMA ORDERS EMERGENCY QUARANTINE OF BIDEN; Veep to be Kept in Sealed Box
GOP REAFFIRMS PRO-SWINE POSITION
OBAMA MAINTAINS COOL DEMEANOR WHILE READING END OF ‘OLD YELLER’ TO SCHOOLKIDS
G-175 NATIONS CONVENE TO DISCUSS HOW THINGS CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ANY WORSE

9 Comments

  1. Regular
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    O’BAMA USES BLACKBERRY TO TEXT ‘TAKE OUT ORDERS’ – SECRET SERVICE NOT AMUSED

    SWINE PRODUCERS CRY FOUL ABOUT THE MONIKER ‘SWINE FLU’ – CHICKEN PRODUCERS YAWN AND POINT OUT ‘BIRD FLU’ AND CHICKEN POX

  2. BlueJay
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    WE Blog to be made into musical!

    Surviving Oz munchkin actors sought to play cons.

  3. Daniel
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    JEB BUSH TO SEEK GOP NOMINATION IN 2012-
    Campaign theme to be: ‘Third time’s a charm’

  4. donndublin
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    BlueJay finally gets a real job.

  5. Phantom
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    Obama keeps campaign promise to crack down on off shoring tax shelters, and corporations!
    (Oh, that one’s for real!)

  6. Phantom
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    GOP demands that an ideologue not be appointed to the S.C.!
    (Oh, that one’s for real too!)
    You just can’t beat con ‘reality’.

  7. Phantom
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    G.W.B. now goin of five months of not making a public gaffe!

  8. BlueJay
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    “Donncublin is really okobserver!”

    Like THAT would be news…

  9. Phantom
    Posted May 5, 2009 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Bush says 100 mil. more than justified for the Bush LieBrary.