The following satirical headlines come from the Web sites theOnion.com and borowitzreport.com:
OBAMA QUITS WHILE AHEAD; Prez Resigns After Hundred Days: ‘All Downhill From Here’
OBAMA ORDERS EMERGENCY QUARANTINE OF BIDEN; Veep to be Kept in Sealed Box
GOP REAFFIRMS PRO-SWINE POSITION
OBAMA MAINTAINS COOL DEMEANOR WHILE READING END OF ‘OLD YELLER’ TO SCHOOLKIDS
G-175 NATIONS CONVENE TO DISCUSS HOW THINGS CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ANY WORSE
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