“Barack Obama’s daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it’ll be cleaned up by future generations.” — Jay Leno
“Bo arrived just in time, because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing Frisbees at Joe Biden.” — Jimmy Fallon
“How about those Navy SEALs? They rescued Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc and guest star Charo.” — David Letterman
“Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the Somali pirates were all untrained teenagers with heavy weapons — which we call rap stars in this country.” — Leno
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Nobama is a very funny fellow.