The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
CHENEY STARTS PRO-TORTURE FACEBOOK PAGE; Creates Social Network for Waterboarding Fans
OBAMA OPENS CHEVY DEALERSHIP ON WHITE HOUSE LAWN; Slashes Prices on Malibus, Cobalts
TALENTED UGLY PERSON BAFFLES WORLD; Networks Lift Restrictions on Unsightly
JIM CRAMER DECLARES DEPRESSION OVER, MILLIONS PANIC; ‘Run for Your Lives’ Heard on Wall Street
MADOFF TO HELP U.S. SELL BAD ASSETS; Legendary Swindler Pressed Into Service
