I’m fascinated Palin looks that good after pumping out five kids, hunting/cleaning moose, and being a politician.

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Oh, you’re such a charmer with your quaint ‘pumping out five kids’. This shows how much class and respect you have for women, doesn’t it?

Do you kiss your mommy with that mouth?

I agree Jed, I would rather be caught alive.

Jed, stay out of peoples’ bedrooms.

But you’d tap Hillary with an I-Beam?

She’ll have that mean old busybody churchlady look down perfect by then. AND she’ll either have to lose the do or invest in dye. I wouldn’t hit that with an ice pick.

I’m fascinated Palin looks that good after pumping out five kids, hunting/cleaning moose, and being a politician.

Meanwhile Hillary has done much of nothing and looks like she fell out of a turnip truck that was doing 70 mph down a gravel road.

Fascinating.

It was their own money. Paid sales tax on it, too.

…but you knows us’n dum ‘pbulikans er jus to dum too unerstan dem hi falutin’ obamanomics…
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You obviously “er jus to dum too unerstan” palaeoclimate science.

http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2009/04/tiahrt-sebelius-should-hold-pay-per-view-debate/#comment-556232

Yes, that would be just grand.

(not because she would win but because the SNL parodies of her are just so funny.)

We’ve learned you CONs tend to embrace anything opposite of what we like.

We mention the well…nuttiness of gun nuts and immediately they’re out bragging how they just paid top-dollar for five thousand rounds of ammunition. (Planning a busy weekend, I guess.)

We talk about gender-neutral marriage and the f@g jokes pour in.

We pass the largest middle-class tax cut in the history of Western Civilization and the tea-baggers try to protest wasteful spending by buying a million tea-bags for no good reason.

I think we “libs” should advocate Socialized Gun Ownership; distributing Glocks to every man woman and child with taxpayers’ money. You CONs would be reduced to batting your heads with your paws like dogs eating ice cream.

Whether Palin runs in 2012 or not isn’t important here. I read these articles about her unpopularity in Alaska and then see the polls which still show her with a large majority of the populus approving of her. Seems to be a disconnect here.

Must be driven by the lefts passion for this lady.

Really, I can’t wait.

“Lay the feathered ones to waste.”

You can hardly wait ’til President Moose-Dresser takes down Malia & Sasha’s swing set and replaces it with a turkey beheader, can you?

Excellent idea.

I am tired of all the squawking without the teeth to back it up.

Lay the feathered ones to waste.

“She’s a fox.”

So let’s put her in the hen house.

No, that’s just the dead fox skin she wears.

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Along with the companion doll – Todd.

You got that right. Stone Cold!

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Spoken like two old men who would NEVER have a chance with her.

But you’ll always have her picture hanging over your beds – right?