Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofslogo11The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
MADOFF BLAMES PONZI SCHEME ON YOUTH, IMMATURITY; Was Only in His 60s, Financier Explains
CIA FOLLOWING BIN LADEN ON TWITTER; Hopes to Locate Madman Via Tweets
LIMBAUGH ROOTING FOR PLANET TO EXPLODE; Could Help GOP, Radio Host Claims

8 Comments

  1. ANTI
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    2012, O’BAMA STILL BLAMING BUSH!

  2. ANTI
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    CHAS SAYS HE WAS WRONG…ONCE…

  3. ANTI
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    ANTI SELLS GUNS AND MOVES TO CALIFORNIA TO BECOME VEGITARIAN NON-SHOWERING HIPPIE!

  4. Regular
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    O’BAMA DECLARES ECONOMIC VICTORY AND ORDERS MORE SOUP LINES TO OPEN

  5. Regular
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    GEITNER ORDERS PROSECUTION OF HOMELESS MAN WHO OWES NINETY DOLLARS IN BACK TAXES

  6. bth
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    BERNIE MADOFF ADMITS HE WAS BUSH’S CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISOR.

    “That should explain everything”, he says.

  7. Monkeyhawk
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Reforestation to Create 160,000 New Jobs; Mostly Branch Managers

  8. ANTI
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    Reforestation
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    A subsidiary of Acorn.