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1. Regular
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 8:41 am | Permalink

   OBAMA SUBMITS CORPORATE BONUS LAW TO CONGRESS – In a stunning move to prevent greedy corporate hustlers taking home multi-million dollar bonus packages when corporations fail Obama stated,

   “This will require companies to put in contracts of corporate officers, that failure to perform in the event of progressing company profits and goals and thus receiving a bonus will result in the company being fined at three times the amount of the bonus per day until the bonus is paid back (after fact finding trial.) This would also require the SEC to ban the company from public trading for a minimum of one year and that stocks will be taken over by a government panel until said time reveal that the company can be responsible. Chairman Mao Tse Kommie was the originator of the bill.

2. Regular
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 8:46 am | Permalink

   THURBER GETS LIFE SENTENCE AND ADMITS HE HAD OPERATION TO BECOME A WOMAN

   PAUL MORRISON NOMINATED FOR EEOC CHAIRMAN BY OBAMA – Morrison says he has paid all of his taxes.

   NASA’S HANSEN ADMITS HE BELONGS TO SECRET SOCIETY – Dr. Hansen of man-made Global Warming credit, admits he belongs to a secret society that spans world-wide in scope and power. Our goal is a “New World Order” and the inclusion of secular teaching in all aspects with the minimization of religion as a ceremonial circus.

3. Regular
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 8:48 am | Permalink

   HILLARY CLINTON MEETS WITH EU OFFICIALS – Later on in the day, her husband former President Bill Clinton, will meet with Airbus officials defining the contract that will design the luxury “O” plane that will service the President and his staff. Bill Clinton commented that this was much better than custom match book covers.

4. Regular
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 8:53 am | Permalink

   SENATOR WEBB TAKES POSITION AS NEW FBI DIRECTOR – Webb in a brief comment said, “I’m packing.”

   NEW PHOTOS OF GRASSY KNOLL – In a revealing light, photos on that fateful day, photographs of the grassy knoll that sealed the fate of JFK, showed that the only person there was Alfredo Juan Carlos Olmec, a taco and food vendor selling his treats. Juan said his old taco cart used to let off a lot of smoke and those hot sausages would pop occasionally when cooked.

5. writerdog
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 9:07 am | Permalink

   Donald Rumsfield admits he became a board member on the company that sold the Nuclear equipment the North Koreans used to make their nuclear weapons. “ How else could we have the evidence we needed to attack No. Korea if we did not give it to them!”. A lesson learned from his dealing with Saddam Hussein in Iraq. “ We gave him all those WMDs and the S.O.B. did not keep them so we needed to act fast before the Koreans can get rid of all the stuff we sold them.”.

6. Pedant
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 9:09 am | Permalink

   Well, do not in haste quit your day job as supervisor II, basement.

   If this is your A game, then given this economy I’m not sure you should give up what’s got to be a sure thing just yet.

   ;)

7. Pedant
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 9:10 am | Permalink

   Dang it dog, you snuck in there. ;)

   The 9:09 am was @ Regular, not you.

8. writerdog
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 9:15 am | Permalink

   LOL I knew it was not about me as I do not have internet access in my basement.

9. Regular
   Posted February 16, 2009 at 9:26 am | Permalink

   Only duh Libs would make ad hominem remarks in a joke topic.

   Their constant trolling tells much about them.

10. JMWalker
    Posted February 16, 2009 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    GOV. KATHLEEN SEBELIUS, IN A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT, REVEALED TODAY SHE IS ACTUALLY STROM THURMAN INCARNATED.

    When asked what she would do now, she stated she was going home to beat the c##p out of her husband.