The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
OBAMA SEEKS NEW COMMERCE SECRETARY ON CRAIGSLIST; Places Online Classified
GEITHNER WARNS HIS TALKING COULD CAUSE DEPRESSION; Markets Plunge on Treasury Secretary’s Latest Statement
ALEX RODRIGUEZ BACKS STIMULUS; Says Economy Needs Shot in Arm
OBAMA CONSIDERS TAX ON CABINET; Would Create Budget Surplus, Experts Believe
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