What’s up with Caroline Kennedy?

The soap opera of the New York Senate seat selection took a unexpected turn when Caroline Kennedy announced in a statement early this morning that, for personal reasons, she was withdrawing her name from consideration. This after she spent weeks lobbying for the job. New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo may now be the front-runner to replace Hillary Clinton.

25 Comments

  1. Regular
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    She probably looked at the mess and said, “I don’t need this.”

  2. csi
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    I agree 100% – She would have never gotten past those that thought she got the job just because her last name was Kennedy.

  3. HLP
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    Maybe she found out that Blind Lemon Patterson wasn’t going to select her.

    She’ll now have time to get back to Mass. for the uncle Teddy death watch. Maybe she’ll have a shot at his seat.

    Replace a Kennedy with a Kennedy.

  4. Regular
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:10 am | Permalink

    Good point Hank, didn’t think of that.

  5. JimJohnson
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    It ummm finally ummm dawned ummmm on ummm Caroline, that ummmm she ummm is ummm too ummm dumb ummm for umm the ummm job.

    Or she has some nasty skeleton or two in her closet.

  6. fleettwood
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    “I think like you know that I don’t want you know the seat after all you know what I’m sayin’”?

  7. JimJohnson
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    HLP
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink
    Maybe she found out that Blind Lemon Patterson wasn’t going to select her.

    She’ll now have time to get back to Mass. for the uncle Teddy death watch. Maybe she’ll have a shot at his seat.

    Replace a Kennedy with a Kennedy.

    ————————————–

    Probably right on that Hank.

    We’ll sure miss the swimmer.

    We hardley knew ye.

  8. HLP
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    Yep, Uncle Teddy was one of the last real statesmen. Hopefully, he’ll pass peacefully surrounded by loving family in his home.

    Not like Mary Jo, abandoned, scared, wet, cold and in the dark.

  9. JimJohnson
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    Mary Jo appears to have survived for a few hours in the back seat of the car, where an air bubble remained.

    Then when the air finally ran out, she gasped and violently thrashed about fighting for air.

    During this time of Utter Terror and Torture for Mary Jo, Ted Kennedy was cowardly walking home and trying to figure out a way to run and hide from this event.

  10. JimJohnson
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    The ULTIMATE WATER BOARDING, taking a car ride with Ted Kennedy.

  11. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:29 am | Permalink

    The ultimate car crash.

    Breaking up with Laura Bush and having her run a stop sign and T-Bone your car.

    Dead is dead.

  12. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    Let’s count kills, shall we.

    Laura Bush 1

    Ted Kennedy 1

    Nathan? Number unknown

  13. JimJohnson
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    The Laura Bush defense of Ted Kennedy.

    Yawwwwnnnnn……..

    If they are all murderers, then it’s ok.

  14. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:33 am | Permalink

    Isnt this fun?

    I love counting kills.

  15. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    Please repost where I defended Ted.

  16. Raptor
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    Obviously, nobody can know her motivation, but it certainly is interesting that people didn’t fall all over themselves about the last name. Is it possible that she realized that the seat was not hers by “entitlement”?

  17. YellowdogLiberal
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    We have the Kennedys, the Brits have the Winsors.

    The East Coast media types have never gotten over Jack Kennedy. Bought the Kennedy hype hook, line and sinker. I for one have been sick of it for a long, long time.

    Dennis

  18. the_truth_hurts
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Presto-chango. I suppose this means she’s going back to C Kennedy-Schlossberg now. How convenient.

  19. GMC70
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Duh.

    She realized she wasn’t going to get the job, and took the graceful way out.

    Next!

  20. mrbill
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Word finally got out that, Yes, she is a Dork.

  21. TomPaine
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    If she really wants the job she’ll just run when they do the special election and outspend whoever gets appointed

  22. lindainks55
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Housekeeper and Taxes Are Said to Derail Kennedy’s Bid

    Problems involving taxes and a household employee surfaced during the vetting of Caroline Kennedy and derailed her candidacy for the Senate, a person close to Gov. David A. Paterson said on Thursday, in an account at odds with Ms. Kennedy’s own description of her reasons for withdrawing.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/nyregion/23caroline.html

  23. Boxlock20
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    What’s up with Caroline Kennedy?

    Skeletons in the closet, that’s what I would guess.
    Skeletons too big to face publicly.
    The news is already saying tax and employee problems.
    No functional loss anyway.

  24. Mary_Caruso
    Posted January 22, 2009 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    “Skeletons in the closet, that’s what I would guess.
    Skeletons too big to face publicly.”

    You guys remind me of a bunch of gossipy old women.

    DON’T FORGET THE PARTY TOMORROW!!!!!!!

  25. Jed
    Posted January 23, 2009 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    I have a feeling we will all know what her personal reasons are before long. Until then, it’s all just gossip.