Late-night holiday cheer

“Typically every New Year’s in Times Square, they drop that ball. Not this year. Not this year. Angry investors are dropping Bernie Madoff (in photo) off the building.” – David Letterman
“Many newspapers carried pictures of a shirtless Obama playing in the ocean. Did you see that? Yeah. So as you’re thinking of things to be thankful for this holiday, remember, that could have been a shirtless John McCain.” – Conan O’Brien
“I have a 5-year-old son . . . and I’m a little nervous because I think he was disappointed for Christmas morning. Yup, because after he opened his gifts, he started throwing shoes at me.” – Letterman
“It was so cold in Alaska, somebody is putting Chapstick on a pig.” – Jay Leno

3 Comments

  1. RP_McMurphy
    Posted January 2, 2009 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

  2. mom
    Posted January 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    I’m sure the late-night comedians will miss George W. Bush and Cheney when these two finally ride off into the sunset. But I get the feeling that Obama is not off their radar – plus they will always have the Congressional Republicans to keep them in comedy material for the next 4 Obama years.

  3. wichhick
    Posted January 2, 2009 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    mom, thank goodness you are not biased