“Don’t you love watching congressmen lecture auto executives on how to run their business? I mean, you got people that put us a trillion dollars in debt lecturing people who put us a billion dollars in debt.” – Jay Leno
“A plan to bail out the Big Three automakers stalled in Congress today. Yeah. As a result, Congress plans to buy a better-built Japanese bailout plan.” – Conan O’Brien
“This economy . . . is so bad that” Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (in photo) “had to mark down the price of a Senate seat 40 percent.” – David Letterman
“I personally am surprised Obama even needed a seat. I thought he just levitated.” – Stephen Colbert
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