“Mexico City has begun working on expanding its subway system. That’s right. Apparently, they’re adding stops in San Diego and Los Angeles.” – Conan O’Brien
“And the Mexican government has opened up a telephone hotline here for illegal immigrants living in Arizona. Yeah. Here’s the best part, the calls are answered by a guy in India.” – Jay Leno
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As I understand it, Mexico is having a problem with hordes of illegal American immigrants looking for jobs in their factories and seniors looking for somewhere they can live on Social Security, now that their pension funds and 401k’s are worthless.
If you enjoy a little immigration humor check this out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBw1nUlf38I