Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from the Web site borowitzreport.com:
CHINA BUYS NAMING RIGHTS TO U.S.; Nation to Be Renamed ‘Panda Garden’
OBAMA NAMES ANGELINA JOLIE, JENNIFER ANISTON TO ‘TEAM OF RIVALS’; Praises Actresses’ Mutual Hatred
OBAMA’S USE OF COMPLETE SENTENCES STIRS CONTROVERSY; Stunning Break With Last Eight Years
BUSH IN RACE AGAINST TIME TO WRECK COUNTRY; Legacy of Destruction at Stake

16 Comments

  1. bth
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    “BUSH IN RACE AGAINST TIME TO WRECK COUNTRY; Legacy of Destruction at Stake”

    Are you sure that one is a spoof?

  2. Mr_Kia
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    LIBERAL ADMITS FAULT

  3. brian_nuevo
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    “Mr_Kia Upstaged by Mr_Hyundai”

  4. ANTI
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

    “OBAMA INTRODUCES HIS GAY LOVER TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, VLADI PUTIN!”

    100,000 baby boomers die instantly

  5. Mr_Kia
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    brian_nuevo
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm | Permalink
    “Mr_Kia Upstaged by Mr_Hyundai”
    —————————————————-

    That’s pretty funny.
    Kia stands for Know It All (Bullwinkel cartoon reference for anyone old enough to remember.)

  6. brian_nuevo
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    ohhhh….
    I have actually watched Bullwinkle, but too much before my time to have gotten that reference.
    Funny how perspective colors interpetation of something like the letters ‘kia’

  7. ANTI
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Bush announces in February he will be joined by Hugo Chavez to perform in the Broadway play, “Nobody Knows the Troubles I’ve Seen”.

  8. brian_nuevo
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    “ANTI
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm | Permalink
    Bush announces in February he will be joined by Hugo Chavez to perform in the Broadway play, “Nobody Knows the Troubles I’ve Seen”.”

    ‘Bush also slated to replace Daniel Radcliffe in a two week cameo run of EQUUS.’

    (do a little googling to see why that is funny)

  9. gster
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    While proclaiming “I’m leaving this office with my head held high” , President Bush runs into White House door and dislocates his jaw!!.

  10. ANTI
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    gster
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:10 pm | Permalink
    While proclaiming “I’m leaving this office with my head held high” , President Bush runs into White House door and dislocates his jaw!!.
    ————————-

    I like that one!!

    Sounds about like my luck!

  11. gster
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    “Nobody Knows the Troubles I’ve Caused”. ??

  12. gster
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    PREZ BUSH ANNOUNCES LOCATION OF HIS PRESIDENTAL LIBRARY!!

    “My Dad is letting me set up in a storage facility at his Presiential Library. We’re going to change the name to “Bush & Son” , sorts’ like that TV series a long time ago!”, the Prez announced.

  13. brian_nuevo
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    It’s the big one!

  14. Jed
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Ant,
    “OBAMA INTRODUCES HIS GAY LOVER TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, VLADI PUTIN!”

    And Sarah Palin shoots Obama- “I told you Vladdy was mine, you bastard!”

  15. bth
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    No Jed – Bush claimed Putin long ago.

  16. Jed
    Posted December 4, 2008 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    bth,
    Good! Then Palin, Bush and Putin can fight it out amongst themselves. With any luck, we could be rid of all three!